Active NRC pre-application work for a proposed fast-reactor design up to 75 MWe.
NRC SOURCE ↗Live from the worst outlet in town
MELTDOWN
A ravenous AI blob found nuclear power. It plugged in, ate the grid, and asked if the cooling tower came with fries.
Witness poor energy choices ↓Grid status
emotionally unavailable
emotionally unavailable
AI ATE THE GRID ✦ STILL HUNGRY ✦ CORE TEMP: RUDE ✦ CABLE MANAGEMENT: CRIMINAL ✦ MELTDOWN × OKLO ✦AI ATE THE GRID ✦ STILL HUNGRY ✦ CORE TEMP: RUDE ✦ CABLE MANAGEMENT: CRIMINAL ✦ MELTDOWN × OKLO ✦
Scene 02 · why your lamp blinked
The fans spun up.
He heard dinner.
Data centres consumed more electricity in 2025. Our completely unlicensed energy goblin interpreted this as table service.
“Have you tried turning the entire power grid off and feeding it to me?”— The blob, seconds before facilities called security
Responsible source ↗GPU SAID MORE · REACTOR SAID PLEASE STOP · BLOB SAID BUFFERING · GPU SAID MORE · REACTOR SAID PLEASE STOP · BLOB SAID BUFFERING ·GPU SAID MORE · REACTOR SAID PLEASE STOP · BLOB SAID BUFFERING · GPU SAID MORE · REACTOR SAID PLEASE STOP · BLOB SAID BUFFERING ·
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Nuclear lore for people with six tabs open
The reactor is
the kitchen.
The joke has a real spine: AI needs electricity, advanced nuclear is trying to build more of it, and this creature has never respected portion control.
DOE documentation covers limited early-stage non-nuclear construction activity in Idaho.
DOE SOURCE ↗Entered the Reactor Pilot Program. The blob entered through an unlocked loading dock.
PROGRAM SOURCE ↗A narrative device. Do not cite the mascot in a regulatory filing.
FICTIONAL GAUGE · REAL BAD MANNERSFed once.
Fed once.
Hungry twice.
Phase one: plug in. Phase two: swell up. Phase three: insist the warning siren is actually applause.
BREAKING: LOCAL BLOB DISCOVERS SECOND OUTLET ✦ ENGINEERS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK ✦ SOURCE: TRUST ME BRO THERMODYNAMICS ✦BREAKING: LOCAL BLOB DISCOVERS SECOND OUTLET ✦ ENGINEERS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK ✦ SOURCE: TRUST ME BRO THERMODYNAMICS ✦
A deeply reasonable pairing
$MELTDOWN× OKLO
One shameless radioactive appetite. One nuclear-power narrative. Together: dinner theatre, onchain.
Pair and contract details remain blank until verification. No guessed address. No stale price. No haunted pool.
How 2 meltdown without texting the group chat
Three steps.
Zero dignity.
01
Open a wallet. Guard the seed phrase like the last extension cord on earth.
02
Wait for the verified launch address. Similar tickers are not your friends.
03
Plug in responsibly. The mascot is hungry; that does not make it an adviser.
Absolutely no lessons learned
Plug in.
Contract, pool and socials activate after verification. Until then, admire the cable and breathe normally.
CA DROPS AT LAUNCH